we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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