Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You were trust falling into bushes
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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