I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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