Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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