so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
