Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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