hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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