I'm drive I can fine osifer
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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