i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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