Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's shark week go big or go home
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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