You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Im part way to drunk.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
