He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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