I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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