I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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