On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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