Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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