I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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