There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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