just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He better not be in your backpack
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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