She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
