Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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