Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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