I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize