she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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