I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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