You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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