what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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