I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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