bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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