This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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