just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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