kristin has been a bad kristin
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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