i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Someone shattered a urinal.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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