I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You don't make any sense
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