Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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