i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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