ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
well you can't waste a boner
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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