Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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