Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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