shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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