put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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