Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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