no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
