You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
smell my finger.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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