We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
