it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
When are your genitals available?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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