No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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