Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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