But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're completely useless in the revolution.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
