does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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