This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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